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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ruinedchildhood
slimetony

if I see any love or affection on my dash you are blocked and banned from my local bowling alley. im friends with the manager

thatll-do

don’t you need some level of affection in order to be friends with said manager?

slimetony

Trent, the manager of out local Bowland, owes me a lifedebt, after I rescued him from that machine that picks up the pins. It burdens him and if given the chance he would have me killed. Our bond serves me and me alone.

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